"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/24/2018 at 18:33 • Filed to: Unsolicited opinion
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"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
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Okay, I guess they probably aren’t. But they’re starting to really get on my nerves. I know that not every Jalopnik headline is a thesis statement, but it seems like more and more of them are. It’s lazy/annoying.
His Stigness
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 18:41 |
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It’s better than, “Police say something and we take that out of context and out it in the title: Police.”
Or, “We again take something out of context from a report in order to garner clicks: Report.”
I could go on. It’s “report: information.” or “Law Enforcement has said blah blah blah.”
Put some fucking effort into it!!!!!
ttyymmnn
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 18:45 |
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The irony of your headline being a thesis statement is ironic.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 18:55 |
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bUt mIlLeNnIaLs aRe kIlLiNg mCdOnAlDs!
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His Stigness
> ttyymmnn
08/24/2018 at 18:58 |
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Isn’t the headline kind of supposed to be the thesis?
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/24/2018 at 19:02 |
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That’s becuase Wendy’s is more sassy on Twitter
Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 19:05 |
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Better than clickbait, right?
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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
08/24/2018 at 19:06 |
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And their burgers are more filling and tastier. A Mcdonalds burger is a joke for me.
Ash78, voting early and often
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 19:10 |
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10 reasons why gmctavish is wrong after the jump!
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gmctavish needs more space
> ttyymmnn
08/24/2018 at 19:21 |
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Hah, that was the idea
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ttyymmnn
> Ash78, voting early and often
08/24/2018 at 19:36 |
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BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 19:47 |
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I don’t get the hate. Newspaper headlines had to be abrupt because of space considerations; this is not so much the case with web journalism. I feel that the “thesis statement” headline is excellent, as it tells exactly the content and the eventual conclusion of the article.
Chariotoflove
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 20:24 |
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It goes along with the New Journalism, where we not only give you the news but tell you what to think about it. That’s full service.
Spoon II
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 21:20 |
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I’ll take that over “You’ve been doing “Blank” wrong your entire life”. You don’t know me, random article title. Y ou don’t know my story!
DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
> gmctavish needs more space
08/24/2018 at 22:03 |
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Thesis headlines are at least enticing, they’re more prone to catch a reader than just, “2019 Ram 1500.”